Zombie Squad

On the subject of strange people at urinals, I was at a bar during crawfish season a few years back. I went to go take a piss, and this guy decides to use the urinal right next to the one I was using, despite the fact that the bathroom was empty. Then, he proceeds to overtly meatgaze me for about f...

A frozen walrus phallus wrapped in barbed wire and Poison Ivy.

Squinty, as always I am in admiration of your forthrightness good sir.

On the subject of strange people at urinals, I was at a bar during crawfish season a few years back. I went to go take a piss, and this guy decides to use the urinal right next to the one I was using, despite the fact that the bathroom was empty. Then, he proceeds to overtly meatgaze me for about fi...

Oddly enough, I believe someone much earlier in the thread had the same thing happen...but I just saw a wild turkey in the parking lot of a Wendy's. This entire area is concrete urban sprawl. One of the largest bucks I've ever seen managed to run out in front of me by the local concrete factory... ...

Girded my loins. It was agonizing. I had to bite down on a dishtowel to keep from screaming.

Oddly enough, I believe someone much earlier in the thread had the same thing happen...but I just saw a wild turkey in the parking lot of a Wendy's. This entire area is concrete urban sprawl.

My truck will eat sand dunes for breakfast, snack on mud, and go through a shallow creek like Amy Winehouse through a bottle of Darvocets...all bone stock 'cept the all-terrains. But damned if I can get more than 15 mpg out of her unless I'm driving 70 on the freeway. All this from a v6 no less...

If you get finned by a catfish, the slime on it's body is a natural antidote to the toxins.

A pointy stick

Gooch

"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" by Poison

To close up a cut, you can use the membrane on the inside of the shell of a raw egg.

Tiny torpedo...were you trout/red fishing?

KentsOkay wrote:

Meat N' Taters wrote:Next time replace the stock hooks with Gamakatsus.

I thought the same, just with Eagle Claw on the end... You know, the ones with three barbs on them.

oh god those multibarbed worm hooks. Ouch

Next time replace the stock hooks with Gamakatsus.

I forgot to mention kolaches. And spicy tuna rolls. And bloody rare sirloin steaks. And crunchy cheetos with louisiana hot sauce on them. And Lone Star beer.

For me, college was about chasing wild tail, enjoying my waning youth, and getting a marketable degree. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

I think I should add fried fish tacos and a cold Corona. Also, Toll House ice cream cookie sandwiches.

Here is my secret recipe, divulged for your benefit. Be the hero of your next cookout, or make "Mexican Night" something better than one of those Taco Bell kits. Get ahold of some beef skirt. Beef skirt and only beef skirt is used to make fajitas. Trim off the silvery connective tissue. Leave some f...

Saw a lady opening up a hamburger, squirting on a packet of ketchup or mustard, then consuming it. All while driving her soccer-mom SUV at 70 mph. I was impress.

I guess tonight qualifies. I was fishing a local creek, and kept hearing strange voices and noises from the woods nearby. There were no people around, nor any reason to believe people would be in that patch of woods at that time. I would hear indistinct shouting, and a sound like someone hitting a c...

The .38, and a fishing pole. Actually, I would be terrified of someone swinging a fishing lure at me...maybe even moreso than the gun.

FrANkNstEin wrote:

Who is better at killing, evading capture

Are you sure about that?

I mean, they´re locked up right now so how are they any good in evading capture?

Touche, good sir. I will accept my pwnage like a man.

Hell yeah I would release them. In a zombie apocalypse, I daresay I would want them on my side. Who is better at killing, evading capture, and outright savagery than the felonious underclass? Traits considered repugnant in civilized times are quite useful in SHTF.

Not super strange, but while gar fishing the other day, a four-footer came out of nowhere, ignored the big chunk of cut bait on my hook, and proceeded to attack my float, tearing it to little pieces. I swear tht fish floated there and looked right at me afterward. I think it just wanted to fuck with...