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Zombie Survival Courses, Seminars and Private Consultation

Zombie Squad provides training to endangered communities through a bureau of trained, motivated, skilled zombie extermination professionals and zombie survival consultants. When the apocalypse comes, and the revivified corpses of your neighbors are tearing down the walls of your home, you'll be comfortable in the knowledge that you've been trained by the best. You'll survive, because we've taught you how.

Fill out our service request form for more information or e-mail us at service@zombiehunters.org .

We offer zombie survival consultation and training to a number of organizations that are interested in preparing themselves for survival of a zombie outbreak.

Government and other Law enforcement agencies

Our studies show that the average law enforcement professional is lacking the basic knowledge needed to protect our citizens in the event of a zombie outbreak. We highly recommend our services to these agencies to make sure zombie outbreaks are contained when they arise. It would be highly embarrassing if tax payers found out that an outbreak was spread even worse by the agencies they pay to protect them. Imagine what the sight of zombie police officers would do to the morale of citizens you are trying to keep in order. The chance of riots would increase along with (even worse) untrained vigilantes with firearms. If that happens Law enforcement will have a much larger problem on their hands.

Civilian businesses

For smart business owners who want their companies to stick around after a zombie outbreak we offer consulting and training class discounts for large audiences. Preparing your employees for a zombie attack should be as high a priority as a fire drill. If your employees all become zombies it will be a lot harder to get your business back on track. You don't want your competition to be the only survivor after its all over, do you? I'm sure your stock holders will appreciate it as well. You can't always blindly rely on the law enforcement to look out for your interests.

We offer our services for any size company. If you are a non for profit be sure to let us know. We offer special rates for 501(c)(3) organizations.

Schools

Zombie survival education needs to start in the schools with our children. If we don't survive they will need to have the skills to make it on their own.

Churches

Your soul may be in good hands but wouldn't you like the training to stick around a little longer in this world when the dead invade your neighborhood?

Neighborhood watch programs

What better preparation can you ask for?

We also offer private training sessions.

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